Why I won’t buy a Kindle (the fairy tale).
stuart
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Jamaica, there lived a man with a lot of books (fiction & non-fiction). He bought almost all of his books from a magic store, called Amazon. Amazon was in in a far away kingdom but the man had a computer (I mean magic transportation device) that he used to instantly travel to Amazon. At Amazon he would find thousands of books of every description, the magic store would even talk to him and suggest books that he could buy.
For years the man from Jamaica was happy, he loved his books and he loved Amazon. He loved Amazon because unlike other magic stores Amazon did not care that he lived in Jamaica, if he had the money pay for books the magic Amazon store would gladly sell them to him.
One day, the man from Jamaica heard that on the following day, Amazon would start selling a magic book reader that could store hundred of books. The man got so excited he could hardly go to sleep that night. As soon as he woke up, the next morning, the man rushed to his magic transportation device and poof he was at Amazon.
There waiting by the door was the magic book reader, called the Kindle. The Amazon store told him many things about the Kindle, but the most important thing Amazon told the man was “Wireless connectivity enables you to shop the Kindle Store directly from your Kindle—whether you’re in the back of a taxi, at the airport, or in bed”. The store seemed quite excited about this “wireless connectivity” and how the Kindle did not need a magic transportation device. The man did not understand why the store was so excited about “wireless connectivity”, because with his magic transportation device he could buy books faster than he could read them (especially since he had other things to do during the day, besides reading books), so he did not care that he could buy books from the back of a taxi.
Eventually as the magic Amazon store continued to drone on about the Kindle, the man realized that he could not buy books for the Kindle in Jamaica. The man could only buy books for the Kindle if he travelled to the far away Kingdom where the Amazon store was located. So feeling very disappointed the man used his magic transportation device and returned home.
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